Monday, October 29, 2007

'Cause you wouldn't believe me if I just told you

I debated whether or not to show you our Halloween costumes. But, since the name sounds worse than the costumes turned out to be (I had more clothing on than your average Sexy Version of fill-in-the-blank Halloween costume), and dressing up for Halloween is a big deal for us, I give you

The 80s Porn Stars

Real: BT's comb over and sleazy mustache (he partially shaved his head for a fake bald spot, and shaved his beard except for his mustache. I've never seen him without a goatee!)

Fake: BT's chest mat and my frosted tip wig

Our porn names (name of first pet and first street we lived on): Nikita Frost and Nick Juniper

A few folks didn't recognize us, and everyone got a good laugh. I couldn't quite get into character, which is probably a good thing for maintaining friendships with my girlfriends. Hugs, gals!

(he's been growing his hair out for 3 months so he could do this!)

The weird hot pink spandex leotard and my tight faded jeans were new from Steve and Barry's. Should I write Sarah Jessica Parker and tell her that her new Bitten line lends itself well to the 80s porn star lifestyle?

Sadly, we only won second prize at the party. We lost yet again to our strongest competitor in the group. BT may have gone to extremes by shaving his face and head (he'll shave the rest off THANKFULLY after Wednesday), but can you imagine adding all of this hair?

Yep - that's Teen Wolf. He glued on all that hair, and made the jersey himself. He even won the big game

We sadly admitted defeat. We'll start brainstorming costumes for next year soon, but I've already expressed that mine will not involve a leotard. Or frosted hair.


Jenn Maruska said...

Fantastic! That comb over rules! Awesome costumes - thanks for sharing photos : )

Scarlet Tanager said...

Hahaha! You both look great!

Sarah and Jack said...

Oh my. That hair is proof of real dedication to the halloween costume.

SpAzzGiRL said...

OMG...that is hysterical! Love the comb over, perfect touch and your mullet hair is a great look.

jungle dream pagoda said...

Love that idea!!! Hystericamal! what a guy that BT is!!!

Banana-head Pancake said...

that comb-over is amazing! I love your pink dress and yes, I think you should tell SJP the good news about her new line!

Rebecca said...

LOL! I love that comb over. What's really funny is that you look a lot like my Mom's friend Dottie . . . hmmm . . I wonder what she was doing in the 80s? ;)

telfair said...

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a really long time!

BT looks so genuine in the first picture!!


Junie Moon said...

Wonderful costumes--the whole idea made me laugh out loud.

leslie said...

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! hilarious!!!! thanks so much for my b-day gift! you are the awesomest gift giving girl i ever met (something like that)


woof nanny said...

Dude! That comb over is so gross--you totally deserved to win!